Don't bother knocking if this UPS van's a rockin'

So I took my kid to the park on Tuesday to rides bikes. As I was unloading our bikes from the rack, an attractive young woman with reddish-brown hair driving a red PT Cruiser pulls in and parks a few spaces away from us. The lot is largely empty, as is the park. We mount up and ride off onto the bike trails, returning about 30 minutes later.

At that time I notice (you can't miss it!) a large brown UPS step-van parked next to the PT Cruiser, back in. A UPS driver and this young woman are locked in a passionate embrace, kissing deeply. I am with my 8-year old son.

As we load the bikes back up, the woman drives away in her car. The driver enters the van, walks into the back, and comes out wiping the sweat off his face with a small towel. Then he drives off.

So what happened? Was it just boyfriend and girlfriend meeting for lunch in the park? Or was it more sinister? Is he married and cheating on his wife? Meeting his mistress in the park for a quickie in the back of the truck? Humping and sweating furiously on top of packages marked “Fragile.” Or was that his wife? Hmmmmm, I wonder.