Crazy Open House

In Bergen County New Jersey, one of the few places in America where you can still get a knockdown for $600,000 on 3/4 of an acre, my wife and I went to just such an open house.

"The value is in the land," chortled the realtor as we walk through a Katrina-esque disaster 2500 miles or so east of New Orleans.

All of this was fine, but I noticed through the patio sliders, that one of the owner's cats had caught a baby rabbit, ripped its head off and was chewing on its neck with blood and guts spewing out.

"It shows beautifully..."

So you want to be an author?

Rejection letter I received from Success Publications.